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//br.writeln("<font face=Verdana size=1 color=#800000><B>Quote of the Week:</B></font>&nbsp;");
//br.writeln(" You are the only person on earth who can use your ability.&nbsp;");
//br.writeln("- M. Kathleen Casey");

//  God makes stars. I just produce them. - Samuel Goldwyn

//  The gods who have been appointed to be our companions in the dance, 
//    have given us the pleasurable sense of harmony and rhythm; and so they stir us to life,
//    and we follow them, joining together in dances and songs. - Plato

//  Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

//  No one worth possessing can be quite possessed. - Sara Teasdale

//  Men willingly believe what they wish. - Julius Caesar

//  The reward of suffering is experience. - Harry Truman

//  Abused patience turns to fury. - Thomas Fuller

//  One man with courage is a majority. - Thomas Jefferson

//  Much effort, much prosperity. - Euripides

//  A joke is a very serious thing. - Sir Winston Churchill


var d=new Date();

var quotes=new Array(32);

var authors=new Array(32);

quotes[0]="If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.";

quotes[1]="The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority.";

quotes[2]="Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.";

quotes[3]="You are the only person on earth who can use your ability";

quotes[4]="God makes stars. I just produce them.";

quotes[5]="The gods who have been appointed to be our companions in the dance, have given us the pleasurable sense of harmony and rhythm; and so they stir us to life, and we follow them, joining together in dances and songs.";

quotes[6]="Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive.";

quotes[7]="No one worth possessing can be quite possessed.";

quotes[8]="Men willingly believe what they wish.";

quotes[9]="The reward of suffering is experience.";

quotes[10]="Abused patience turns to fury.";

quotes[11]="One man with courage is a majority.";

quotes[12]="Much effort, much prosperity.";

quotes[13]="A joke is a very serious thing.";

quotes[14]="The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.";

quotes[15]="The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every time you meet a human being.";

quotes[16]="Death is only going to happen to you once; I don't want to miss it.";

quotes[17]="There is no law of progress. Our future is in our own hands, to make or to mar. It will be an uphill fight to the end, and would we have it otherwise? Let no one suppose that evolution will ever exempt us from struggles. 'You forget,' said the Devil, with a chuckle, 'that I have been evolving too.'";

quotes[18]="I dwell in possibility...";

quotes[19]="The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.";

quotes[20]="You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.";

quotes[21]="Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad.";

quotes[22]="The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.";

quotes[23]="An affirmation is a strong, positive statement that something is already so.";

quotes[24]="Every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.";

quotes[25]="Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.";

quotes[26]="The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him his own.";

quotes[27]="I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words with the intention to require more from yourself.";

quotes[28]="If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.";

quotes[29]="When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway.";

quotes[30]="When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'";

quotes[31]="Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.";

authors[0]="Erma Bombeck";

authors[1]="Kenneth Blanchard";

authors[2]="Josh Billings";

authors[3]="M. Kathleen Casey";

authors[4]="Samuel Goldwyn";

authors[5]="Plato";

authors[6]="Edward Gibbon";

authors[7]="Sara Teasdale";

authors[8]="Julius Caesar";

authors[9]="Harry Truman";

authors[10]="Thomas Fuller";

authors[11]="Thomas Jefferson";

authors[12]="Euripides";

authors[13]="Sir Winston Churchill";

authors[14]="Bill Gates";

authors[15]="Jane Wyman";

authors[16]="Jim Morrison";

authors[17]="William Ralph Inge";

authors[18]="Emily Dickinson";

authors[19]="Daniel J. Boorstin";

authors[20]="James Lane Allen";

authors[21]="Thomas Paine";

authors[22]="David Russell";

authors[23]="Shakti Gawain";

authors[24]="Albert Einstein";

authors[25]="Marilyn Ferguson";

authors[26]="Benjamin Disraeli";

authors[27]="Oprah Winfrey";

authors[28]="Lyndon B. Johnson";

authors[29]="Clyde B. Aster";

authors[30]="Theodore Roosevelt";

authors[31]="Elias Schwartz";

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